Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Literary Dinner: Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Inspired by the awesome Christian and Julia of That Hapa Chick, my daughter and I have decided to start having "Literary Dinners" featuring food inspired by our favorite books.

To give you all a little background, my daughter Mari is 10, and has a good amount of cooking knowledge.  Her father managed to make it all the way to his 30's without learning any cooking skills, and feeding himself something he still struggles with.  To save her this pain, we started teaching Mari cooking early.   On average, she cooks dinner for us twice a month, with some grown up help with sharp things and hot things. 

We picked Percy Jackson to start with for a few reasons.  First off, my daughter got the box set of paperbacks for the holidays, and had just re-read the entire series, so it was fresh in her head.  Second, most of the food mentioned in the books is pretty familiar, so Mari wouldn't get too freaked out by something weird.  (Case in point: We originally considered starting with His Dark Materials, which Mari was reading, but she got scared off by a mention of eating eels.)

After combing through the books for food references, we decided on a Camp Half Blood dinner featuring homemade bread, cheese, grapes and "extra lean, nymph-cut barbecue".  To drink we made "nectar" and for desert, we made blue cupcakes. 

(Note:  All of the photos here are pretty bad quality.  Sorry.  I had to use my tablet, and I'm not used to the camera in it)


Our biggest question was to ambrosia, or not to ambrosia.  For me, having grown up in a family with southern roots, ambrosia is a fruit salad with marshmallows and coconut.  Like this one.  I've always found it a little bit off putting (sorry, numerous great aunts.)   It didn't look any more appetizing to Mari.  So we skipped it.  Several of my teen volunteers told me that ambrosia could be any food yummy enough to make you go up in flames if you eat too much of it.  Mari herself thought it was "like a pop tart.  But, you know, god-esque."    Not knowing how to make divine toaster pastry, we stuck to cupcakes. 

For the bread, we used this recipe from Make and Takes for Rosemary Peasant Bread.  I had made this a few times before myself with good results, and it is definitely easy enough for a 10 year old to handle.  Bonus is that it is a no-knead recipe!  It makes a delicious rustic bread, that's better to pull apart than to slice.  We got a little carried away with the seasoning on the outside, but it was still good. 

The barbecue was really tricky for us.  We figured that the barbecue at Camp Half blood was most likely a spit roasted animal.  After convincing the kid that the owner of our rental townhouse would frown on us installing a spit and getting medieval on a goat in front of the fireplace, we thought that slow-smoked pork would be a good substitute. 

My mother makes a killer smoked pork loin on her gas grill, using a procedure similar to this one for brining and smoking the pork.   However, she has the nice big gas grill to do it.  Our little table-top jobby probably wasn't up to the job.  This recipe from Tyler Florence for Oven Roasted Pulled Pork looked like it would get us to a similar place, so we decided to try it.  However, Dad forgot to tell us we were out of tin foil until after we had applied the salt rub to the pork, so we tried to cut our losses by using a crock pot.  The resulting pork came out very tender and juicy, but a little too salty.  It wasn't nymph cut, but it was 10 year old pulled, which is just as good.

Mari and I got into an argument about the sauce.  I said we should make a vinegar based sauce for our pork, as it is more authentically southern.  Mari, who dislikes barbecue sauce, or anything that's too sour,  said that Camp Half-Blood is in Long Island, and they probably don't eat vinegar sauce there.  It was her dinner, so I let her win.  I had some K.C. Masterpiece on deck, just in case.  Turns out, the pork was plenty flavorful without any sauce, so point to the kid, I guess.


The cheese we had for this meal included Edam, Havarti, Buffalo Mozzarella and Brie.  Why so much cheese?  And why no Greek cheese? Because we sent Dad to the cheese counter to get us some haloumi, and instead, he got all the cheese he liked.  We learned a valuable lesson though: never send Dad to the cheese shop alone. The presence of all that dairy based goodness overrides his brain, and he will come home with $30 worth of the wrong kind of cheese. 

Looking around online for nectar recipes, most of what we found were for thick, smoothie drinks such as this one which uses sour cream and marshmallows.   Mari thought that nectar would be more refreshing and less sweet, so we decided to make something like a spritzer, using half 7-Up and half-fruit juice.  While I lobbied for orange juice or pineapple juice, Mari decided to use Sunny Delight, which to the best of my knowledge, doesn't actually contain any fruit juice. To make it more special we added a tablespoon or so of grenadine syrup. The resulting drink was good,but I thought it was still too sweet.  Mari disagreed, and thought it was the best thing we made.  I decided to switch to Mr. D's favorite non-alcoholic drink: Diet Coke.

To round things out, we had grapes.  Unfortunately we had no satyrs on hand to peel them.  We also added apples to the mix.  Why?  Mari really likes apples.  Very little prep here, but I did cave and bought an apple slicer/corer thing-a-bob.  Mari loves it, and is no longer asking me to cut up her apples, which is all win. 

I am not a great baker (see my love of the no-knead bread above) so we totally cheated and made the mini-cupcakes from a mix.  The twist is that Mari got a mini-cupcake maker as a holiday gift, and we used it to bake the cupcakes.  If you've never seen one of these machines before, it's sort of like a mix between a George Foreman grill and a waffle iron.  You put the batter in and 7 minutes later, you get 7 mini-cupcakes.   I am not in love with this appliance.  First off, it gets oven hot, and if the lid is open, there is no way to tell if it is on, as my burnt finger will attest.  Secondly even the small Jiffy yellow cake mix we made makes 20+ cupcakes and you can only bake them 7 at a time.  Finally, the mini-cupcake maker doesn't have a timer or an automatic off switch, so you have to time your cupcakes separately.  However, Mari thinks it is the greatest thing ever, and is one of the innovations that separates us from the animals.

 We also cheated with the frosting, using store bought that we dyed blue (the photo is making it look washed out, but it was very blue).  We tried the Alton Brown trick of using a plastic bag as a piping bag, which failed miserably and got blue frosting all over us and the kitchen.  (Note to self:  disposable piping bags are not that expensive!) We topped it off with some blue sanding sugar.   The cupcakes were good but messy, thanks to our liberal frosting application.

Over all, I would call our dinner a success, and it definitely gave Mari confidence to tackle more complex meals in the future. 

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Please bask in the epicness of my library's teen volunteers!  Each gingerbread man was made by them.  

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Review: Lola and the Boy Next Door by Stephanie Perkins

What You Need to Know:  This book is a little heavier than Perkins' debut, but is still a fun, unabashedly romantic read.

Summary:  Lola, just barely 17, has 3 goals in life.  1) To convince her two dads that her (much older) boyfriend is THE ONE; 2) To create and wear a full Marie Antoinette costume for the Winter Formal and 3) to never see the Bell twins again.

However, Dad and Dad are not warming up to Lola's perfect punk boyfriend Max, the costume is way more work than she thought and Cricket and Calliope Bell just moved in next door.  Cricket Bell, inventive, sweet and super tall, was Lola's best friend and first love, until he rejected her and left.  But now he's back, and Lola is going to have to learn to deal.

What Worked:  Lola acts, sounds and behaves like a precocious 17 year old.  Like most of us at 17, she thinks she has everything figured out and knows everything.  When she finds out she doesn't, it shatters her.  Perkins totally nailed Lola's voice.   So much so that  I wanted to give her a big hug, or ground her, or both.

The background characters are equally well drawn.  Lola's two dads are fantastic, sweet and supportive but not perfect.  I really hope that Lola's BFF Lindsey gets her own book one day, because a Chuck Taylor wearing Nancy Drew fanatic is the kind of girl I want to know better.    And, then, there's Cricket.

Cricket Bell, will you be my (completely platonic) YA Lit boyfriend?   I love you and your hipster clothes and weird contraptions.  You could come over and we could watch How It's Made and bake.

Seriously though, Cricket is a great character.  Sweet, thoughtful, inventive but not so perfect that he defies realism.  He's exactly the kind of guy a girl has a hard time getting over.

Overall, I would describe this book as sweet and girly.  However, Lola has to deal with some heavy issues, such as her homeless biological mom, and a not entirely healthy relationship.  This gives the story more gravitas than your typical YA romance, but not so much that it falls into misery porn territory.

What Didn't:  It's hard, as an adult, to read a Teen Romance as a teen would.  Because any adult woman would take one look at Max and say "Oh, honey, no!".  He's a douchebag.  A faux-rebellious punk-wannabe with stupid flash tattoos and a bad bleach job.   However, at 17, he probably looks pretty tasty.

Because Mac is a jerk and Cricket is adorable, it's hard to see why Lola hangs on to her relationship with Mac for so long.   Again, maybe this is one of those things that makes sense as a teen, but mystifies an adult.  

Who Would I Give This Book To:  This one's all about the girls.  Fans of Sarah Dessen and Jenny Han, would eat this up.   Teens looking for a light and fun read would also enjoy.


Saturday, October 8, 2011

Review: Blood Red Road by Moira Young

What You Need to Know:  This YA Dystopian is the best contender for the "next Hunger Games" and an amazing book on its own, and one of my Best Books of 2011.

Summary: Saba lives in Silverlake, a small piece of (kind of) sustainable land carved out of the ever shifting dust that has taken over the world.  She lives with her father, broken since the death of her mother, and her baby sister.  Most importantly, she has Lugh, her twin brother and other half, who provides the hope and happiness in her life.  When strange men ride up out of a storm and steal Lugh, killing her Pa, she swears she will find him.  Saba sets off into the wastelands, and runs afoul of those who prey on travelers in the dust.  Literally forced to fight for her survival, Saba discovers her own strengths and feelings she didn't know she had.

What Worked:  Girl/Girl cage fights!  Amazon-like warrior women! Bitchy heroine!  Smug-Jackass love interest!  Quasi-western setting!  This book is practically Merideth-crack.

Young is an outstanding writer, who does an excellent job of creating a sympathetic but imperfect heroine.  Saba is a fighter, but her single-mindedness in getting Lugh back makes her not terribly likable sometimes.    Her devotion is admirable, but maddening.

Young weaves some slight touches of magic-realism into her story, with destinies being written in the stars*, and stones that will lead you to your heart's desire.  These are very subtle, and add another layer of mystery to the book.

I've said it before, the best Dystopian fiction doesn't waste a lot of time telling us how things got this bad.  Young doesn't tell us at all, choosing instead to focus on her story and characters.

And what a story it is.  In addition to the already mentioned cage fights, there's a prison break, giant killer worms, a suicidal raid... lots and lots of action.

What Didn't: This book starts very slowly, and readers may be put off by the unusual patois that Young develops.   Also, the magical elements of the book are an unusual touch for a dystopian adventure, and could be jarring.

Who would I give this book to?  Teen fans of the Hunger Games.  Adults looking for a good example of the dystopian trend.  My brother (seriously, he's very picky).

There be spoilers ahead, so quit now if that sort of thing bothers you.

Friday, October 7, 2011

Blatant Self Promotion: My Book, On Sale!


Hey Look!  I wrote a book!

And it's on sale!

Just in time for the holiday gift-giving season!

Celebrate Teen Read Week with Special Savings.  

Oooooh!  Look, a gift with purchase!  Ladies love the gift with purchase!

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Review: Ashes by Ilsa J. Bick

What You Need To Know:  This is a solid entry in the post-apocalyptic/zombie genre that suffers from a last minute plot twist.

Summary:  Alex is dying.  The monster in her brain, an inoperable tumor, has stubbornly refused treatment.  Rather than continue, Alex has taken the ashes of her parents to the mountains where they used to camp.  She intends to say goodbye and face her own mortality.

However, something happens, and most die instantly.  Alex survives, as does Ellie, a bratty young girl camping with her grandpa.  Alone in the woods, Alex and Ellie soon discover that they aren't the only survivors.  Other teens live also, but they have transformed into animalistic cannibals.

It's up to Alex to protect Ellie, and she is aided in this by Tom, a young veteran who also survived.  Now, the three must decide what to do next...

What worked:  Bick does a tidy job of introducing her characters.   She establishes Alex's survivalist credentials early and without a lot of fanfare.  Tom appears in the nick of time but still believably.  Ellie feels a bit shoehorned into the story, but not overwhelmingly so.   She also gets things moving quickly, the carnage starts early, without a lot of preliminary set up.  The action sequences in this book are genuinely scary, gory without being gratuitous 

Bick also gets that the best post-apocalyptic fiction isn't really about the apocalypse, but the people who are caught in it.  Alex and Tom spend a good deal of time trying to figure out what happened, but they also are moving on, doing their best to survive.

I'm not a big wilderness survival fan, but Alex and her crew's plans and missteps were engaging and well described.

What didn't:   My biggest problem with this book is that it leaves too many questions unanswered.  Ashes takes a major left turn in its final fourth, completely abandons major characters and plot lines, leaving many questions unanswered.   A great book will leave you asking "what happens next?"  This book simply left me asking "what happened?"   This ploy might get readers to pick up the next volume, but it's incredibly frustrating.

Also, I know all sci-fi requires a suspension of disbelief, but I don't think that the science behind Bick's apocalypse stands up.   Although not an expert, I don't think that an EMP could cause the kind of carnage she describes.  I appreciated her building the latest research on the teen brain into her plot, but, again, it rang false to me.

And, as always, I resented the intrusion of a romance into the plot.  Alex has been preparing herself to die, the world as she knows it has ended, teenagers have turned into cannibals, but she's torn between two boys?  Please.

Who would I give this book to:  The post-apocalyptic trend shows no signs of slowing, and this would be a good choice for teens who enjoy those books.  The survivalist angle would appeal to many boys, and it's gory enough for the zombie fans.  

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Books I Didn't Finish: Record Collecting for Girls by Courtney E. Smith.

Total Finished: 97 out of 240 pages

So, Why Didn't You Finish It?  
But how much thought have you given to what your music choices say about you to other people?  Boys who love records (and let's face it, at some point we will al date a boy who is a little too into his records) are totally obsessing on what music you like when they meet you.  They're using it to figure out how crazy you are before they get involved (so hide your Tori Amos records).
 Record Collecting for Girls, page 97
It's not often I can pinpoint the line that makes me quit a book in disgust.

I know that it can be tough to be a girl who is into music, either as a musician or a fan. So, I was hoping that this book would be a great resource for the "music nerds" among my teen patrons.

Well, this book isn't about girls, it's about boys.  More specifically, it's about finding boys to date by pretending you 1) like the same music they like and 2) hiding that you may know more about music than they do.    This is insulting and sexist.  Other commenters have pointed out that Smith is incredibly hetero-normative and focused on white rock bands.  I also see this.

(And, just in case any girls are reading this -- any boy who won't date you because you listen to Tori Amos is not worth dating. This goes for guys too -- I married my husband dispite his love of Steely Dan.  )

To be fair, Smith knows a lot about music, and has some interesting things to say about the lack of "serious" female artists in the mainstream.  But she is incredibly dismissive of anybody who doesn't share her indie-rock tastes.  It's more than a little ironic that a woman who can claim to love the Twilight books spends half a chapter dissing "Teenage" music.

Smith's obsession with cool and making sure that you like the music that will get you laid is off-putting and boring.  I have better things to read about.

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